Hi there and WELCOME!!! My name is Charles and I built CLAIRIO which is a VERY COOL computer program that uses ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (the kind from the movies!!!) to help software companies figure out which features to build. The secret ingredient is MONEY — it weighs every customer request by how much they PAY and puts the most important ones FIRST!!! Amazing right!?!?
I used to work at IBM but I left to build this. Everyone said I was crazy. They were WRONG!!!
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| Feature Name | What Does It Do?? | Coolness Score |
|---|---|---|
| Revenue Weighting | Figures out which customers pay the BIG BUCKS and puts their feature requests at the top. Like a VIP list but for your backlog!!! | 10/10 !!! |
| AI Feature Ranking | Uses ROBOTS (neural networks, very advanced) to rank features automatically. Bill Gates WISHES he had thought of this. | 9.5/10 |
| Revi Chat Bot | It is like AOL Instant Messenger except the other person is an AI and it knows everything about your customers. RADICAL!!! | 11/10 !! |
| Orion Sales Agent | An AI robot that helps your salespeople find new customers and write pitches. Like having a CLONE of your best rep but digital. | 9/10 |
| Launch Kit *** NEW *** | When you ship a feature it writes all your marketing FOR YOU automatically!!! Sales email, press release, Slack message, ALL OF IT!!! | VERY COOL |
| Signal Alignment | Shows which of your salespeople forgot to put ARR data in the system. Like a REPORT CARD for your whole company. lol!!! | 8.5/10 |
| Product Roadmap | A LIST of what to build sorted by how much money is involved. It is a list. But a POWERFUL one. Revenue-ranked, baby!!! | 9/10 |
| Salesforce CRM | COMING SOON!!! We are working on this. Do not email asking when. We do not know yet. Check back in a few weeks maybe. | ??? |
One day I was at IBM thinking about product management and I had a REVELATION. I thought: "What if instead of just listening to customers, we also looked at how much money they pay and weighted their opinions accordingly???" My coworkers said this was obvious. But nobody had BUILT IT YET!!! Checkmate!!!
So I started SAMADHI CONSULTING LLC and built Clairio. Now we have three AI agents powered by ANTHROPIC CLAUDE (the smartest AI robot currently available on the World Wide Web) and we are going to WEB SUMMIT to tell everyone about it.
42% of software companies fail because they build the wrong things. Clairio fixes this. YOU WILL NOT FAIL IF YOU USE CLAIRIO!!! (probably!!!)
McKinsey says sales-product misalignment wastes 20-30% of company value. McKinsey is very smart. Clairio fixes this too. McKinsey should probably pay us honestly.
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